Boy, the way you blowing up my phone won't make me put my clothes on faster.

[veebox]

BASICALLY PHONE SEX AND SEXTING THREADS ALL GO HERE.

Comments

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[knightofcool]

so i might be talking to my sister about us making out last night

From: Hipster Boyfriend Dave (1/1)

[putthebunnyinthebox]

dave what the fuck?

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[putthebunnyinthebox]

oh. dude what planet are you from where that's a "might be"?

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[putthebunnyinthebox]

...was it really that hot i mean that zipper's pretty fucked now, i'm not sure if i want to ask dad to fix it for me.

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[knightofcool]

dude i made you so horny you broke your pants

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[knightofcool]

i wanted to suck all the fluid out of you through your cock it was absurd

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[knightofcool]

bet dirk could fix it if you asked

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[putthebunnyinthebox]

yes, that is definitely what busting open my pants with a boner would mean, ace detective strider.

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[putthebunnyinthebox]

wait really? do you still want to, i'd be all up for that!

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[putthebunnyinthebox]

your brother is a saint. saint dirk, the saint of sewing boner-destroyed pants.

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[putthebunnyinthebox]

also, uh, no intention to be pushy about the sucking my fluids from my dick thing earlier! it's up to you, man.

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[knightofcool]

emphasis on the 'because of me' bit, dude

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[knightofcool]

anytime you want a blowjob, just say the word

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[knightofcool]

the word is python btw

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[putthebunnyinthebox]

i'm think i'm starting to see that you don't know how horny you make me. well, now you do, i mean, it's zipper-destroying levels of "oh mr. strider i want you so bad".

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[putthebunnyinthebox]

python?

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[putthebunnyinthebox]

oh! python!

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[knightofcool]

seriously it blows my fucking mind
i'm still not over the fact that you want to kiss my face over here

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[knightofcool]

ding ding ding egbert got the joke congratulations here is your free car complete with supermodel
the supermodel is me in a sparkly red dress

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[putthebunnyinthebox]

dude i love kissing your face!
urgh when are you free next?
i'm uh...
getting a little antsy now, i guess.

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[putthebunnyinthebox]

oh my god.
you are so weird, dave.

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[knightofcool]

feeling is 100 fucking percent mutual
having wet dreams about the way our glasses bump all the damn time

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[knightofcool]

wait hold up
what does antsy mean in this situation
does it live next to mister horny in boner city

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[knightofcool]

you love it

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[putthebunnyinthebox]

it's been living next to mister horny in boner city for a long time
and mister horny has to tell it to turn the music down a lot.