Boy, the way you blowing up my phone won't make me put my clothes on faster.

[veebox]

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Comments

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[knightofcool]

you love it

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[putthebunnyinthebox]

it's been living next to mister horny in boner city for a long time
and mister horny has to tell it to turn the music down a lot.

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[putthebunnyinthebox]

dude i'm
we both agree we're sexually attracted to each other and that my boners caused by you break pants, right?
can we...y'know...
...this is hard over text.
(psst so am i.)