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HERE'S RNG
{i.} MIDFUCK MEME ***nsfw***
{ii.} AWKWARD SITUATIONS MEME *pawsibly nsfw*
{iii.} THE "WEDDING DRESS" MEME **the video sob**
{iv.} THE CORRUPTION OF INNOCENCE MEME ***nsfw***
{v.} THE DOLLHOUSE AU MEME
So one day I found this Tumblr blog full of TFLN-sorta-kinda-type submissions of things that get people "worked up" and I thought immediately about how they would make excellent prompts! Find one or two or something and use those as inspiration for some smut threads! Finding them may be kinda like swimming through a sea of them, but going to a random post might be a good start. The Random feature doesn't work too well, but there's always entering a page number to this url by adding "/page/[insert number here]" to the end of that url I just linked. Last I checked there were 92 pages! And I guess that's really about it. It might be cleaner to put "448. When their pupils visibly dilate." into the subject header of the starting tag than to embed the image or whatever. |
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you have just arrived to your new home in SKAIA, a town far out in the country miles upon miles away from your old home in ALTERNIA.
And, really, calling this old dump a HOME is a stretch. The hive is made of wood with useless shit in it, and there's a giant field filled with WEEDS AND ROCKS just out back. Holy shit this place is a fucking dump, no wonder they expelled your ass to this nowhere land. At least there's a GUIDE waiting for you. He says he'll show you around, introduce you to everyone, and offers to let you try some of his pie later. Whatever that means. You're just glad you're not being flat out stranded in the middle of nowhere.
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You're not even into the actual town part of town when your GUIDE, another troll like you only with indigo blood, suddenly wanders off to GOD KNOWS WHERE. It's frustrating. He has successfully been your only company and then not your company at all in a span of five minutes. World fucking record right there. You look around, and notice that you are next to a FOUNTAIN, and from here you can see SHOPS in each direction, smell the warm scent of FRESHLY BAKED GOODS coming from somewhere due east, and if you squint you can see a REALLY NICE LOOKING BARN in the distance. You also hear the vague giggles of a girl saying something about pumpkins and what pumpkins was whoever she was speaking to talking about?
What goddamn fucking pumpkins indeed.
What will you do?