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[rv]

oh dear god this au

CHRONOLOGY
=> Dave & John: Partake in one-sided accidental voyeurism. [ N S F W ]
=> Eridan & Sollux: Get drunk and attempt sexytimes. [ N S F W ]
=> Eridan & Sollux: Deal with hangovers and talk about feelings.
=> Eridan & Sollux: Consummate mutual UST-feelings. [ N S F W ]
=> Sollux & John: Get together.
=> Sollux & John: Roleplay. [ N S F W ]
=> John & Dave: Cry and get together. ==~*~== FINISHED ==~*~==

Comments

I can't wait for you to shut me up || I don't find it funny right now

[princeafuckmylife]

=> fuck that you gonna get some dick today

[aliencereal]

[It takes Sollux half a moment to realize where Eridan's fingers are going. He's too chicken to actually shove his hands down Sollux's pants, it seems, but even though the pressure behind his balls feels good, fuck if he's going to give Eridan any indication that he gets to top.]

[So he pulls a full stop, grabbing Eridan's hip with his nails and keeping it still so he can't force the grinding back into motion. He bites down hard on Eridan's lower lip, grabbing his chin with his free hand. He runs his tongue along Eridan's mouth in a long swath and holds dangerous eye contact.]

You lotht all right to dominanthe when you couldn't get it up to get your dick thucked.

[And that smirk is probably more than a little bit cruel but he doesn't care, because Eridan starts these games, he can take the consequences.]

If anyone'th getting fucked, it'th you.

[He lets go of Eridan's hip and does what Eridan hadn't dared, sliding a hand down the back of Eridan's pants and jamming three fingers hard into the skin between Eridan's balls and his asshole. He nips at the other boy's neck as he slides the middle finger back to press dangerously, almost hard enough to push past the resistance of the muscles. He leaves the other two fingers where they were, pressing in hard enough to almost hurt.]

[princeafuckmylife]

[Eridan absolutely abhors how Sollux's voice and painful violence and eyes make him moan. It's such easy control over him and god Sollux does not need to have that over him, but he does and now it's all on the table that he very much does. He flushes deep, though, with rage and a wronged sense of justice.]

I was drunk, you fuckin' shithead! Has fuckin' nothin' to do with fuckin'.

[Okay so he was more hungover than drunk, but he feels his defense still stands. Now's not the time to fight it, though, not this time, because Sollux is being cruel and borderline hateful but still wants to fuck him and that's just the best damn thing right now. He moans, presses his mouth against Sollux's shoulder, and clings to him for dear life. He's so hard and horny and his sex drive is going absolutely nuts with all this teasing. He doesn't care if he yelps when it hurts, he wants this so bad and he's tired of waiting.]

Then quit yer blabberin' an' fuckin' do it.