Boy, the way you blowing up my phone won't make me put my clothes on faster.

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[byebye]

.....HOW
DID YOU SET
YOUR TOWELS ON FIRE
no, NEVER MIND, just don't look at them!!!
it's NOT about my haircut this time
it doesn't matter what it's about!
because i'm telling you NOT TO LOOK

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hair dryers are much more powerful than alexis said they were
come on you're making me curious
i'll just read a couple!!

[byebye]

well CLEARLY you're using them wrong!!!
what did you do, hold it to the towel and think
"wonder what will happen if i put this potentially burning thing against something flammable"
and NO.
NO.
NO.
NO.
N O .

[polymerizationhero]

we were trying to dry the towel!
but after it dried, well
i'm already pulling it up~~

[byebye]

someday you're going to die from your own stupidity
and knowing you, it won't be graceful
at all.
wait pulling what up NO
NO
JADEN I TOLD YOU NOT TO
JADEN
AGH

[polymerizationhero]

most of these are pretty nice
hey they think you love me!
shippers, man ;3

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they're all STUPID
ignore them!
what's that face for? this isn't exactly a good time to be using it!
since you've ALREADY looked
don't reply to any I'm going to handle it

[polymerizationhero]

awwww chazz but you DO love me
don't you check our tumblr tag?
they have fics for this
nsfw ones too!
it's not a big deal
they do this for me and sy too!
don't freak
<3

[byebye]

I'm going to be honest, I try REALLY HARD to forget that those exist
it's embarrassing and creepy!
I don't understand how you're so CALM about it
and do you SEE any comments about how you and syrus are clearly giving "eyes" at each other?
NO you don't because there aren't any
or there hasn't been in a long time
jaden
don't give me the heart just DON'T

[polymerizationhero]

the girls switched their ships
it happens!
or, well, alexis says it does
oh? no hearts?
well
(♥3♥)

[byebye]

well they need to UNswitch them!
stop calling them "ships" it's like you're joining them
JADEN
NO
that's two actual hearts as eyes that is MORE than one stupid <3 heart
where do you even learn those stupid faces

[polymerizationhero]

well what do you want me to call it, then?
you know you love my heart faces
the girl who lives in the apartment next door showed me!
she's 6

[byebye]

you could start by just NOT TALKING ABOUT THEM
no actually I don't
of course you pick up things from a 6-year-old
of course

[polymerizationhero]

hey, you brought it up
they're totally harmless, you know
and hey, she's cute! we babysit her sometimes while her mom's at work
she made club penguin accounts for me and sy
if you're real good maybe she'll set one up for you too