Boy, the way you blowing up my phone won't make me put my clothes on faster.

[veebox]

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Comments

[polymerizationhero]

the girls switched their ships
it happens!
or, well, alexis says it does
oh? no hearts?
well
(♥3♥)

[byebye]

well they need to UNswitch them!
stop calling them "ships" it's like you're joining them
JADEN
NO
that's two actual hearts as eyes that is MORE than one stupid <3 heart
where do you even learn those stupid faces

[polymerizationhero]

well what do you want me to call it, then?
you know you love my heart faces
the girl who lives in the apartment next door showed me!
she's 6

[byebye]

you could start by just NOT TALKING ABOUT THEM
no actually I don't
of course you pick up things from a 6-year-old
of course

[polymerizationhero]

hey, you brought it up
they're totally harmless, you know
and hey, she's cute! we babysit her sometimes while her mom's at work
she made club penguin accounts for me and sy
if you're real good maybe she'll set one up for you too