Boy, the way you blowing up my phone won't make me put my clothes on faster.

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[recordscratching]

i knew it
yes leave the unprescribed to rose pills under the sink where she can get them thats a great idea
no you fucking idiot hide them too
theyre probably moms from when she had surgery a few months ago she probably hasnt noticed theyve been missing since she got better
and no but every classy lady in this family seems to think youre supposed to
okay
good
well actually itd be great if you could talk to her about this but since theyre locked in roses room thats about the best thing
im hanging at egberts house im coming over right now dont let them leave

[romcom]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHOSE FUCKING PILLS THEY ARE?
SHOULD I TELL YOUR MOM? OR YOUR BROTHER?
OR WOULD THAT JUST FUCK THE WHOLE THING UP MORE?
GOT IT. KARKAT VANTAS, DOOR GUARD.

[recordscratching]

rose keeps her meds in her cabinet not under the damn sink
actually im pretty sure every damn person does
no dont tell my mom shed just give it back or not lock it up well enough
ill tell bro
just stand guard yeah and i dunno pinch them like a crab if they try to leave
jesus youre such a dork

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[romcom]

HEY I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S FUCKING NORMAL, JACKASS.
I'M THE ONLY ONE IN MY FAMILY ON ANYTHING AND KANKRI MAKES ME KEEP MY ANXIETY MEDS IN THE KITCHEN SO HE CAN WATCH ME TAKE THEM WITH BREAKFAST.
BUT YEAH, OKAY, I CAN DO THAT.
AND YOU'RE AN ASS SO WE'RE FUCKING EVEN.

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[romcom]

PLEASE COME SOON.
YOUR MOTHER IS STARING AT ME LIKE I'VE GROWN A SECOND HEAD.

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[recordscratching]

thats kind of creepy that he watches you
what is he worried youre going to trigger yourself on cereal
good im trusting you with this stationary quest
obi-wan kenobi you are my only hope

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[recordscratching]

what
oh just ignore her
shell do that just blink and dont draw attention to yourself
they cant see you if you stay still