Boy, the way you blowing up my phone won't make me put my clothes on faster.

[veebox]

BASICALLY PHONE SEX AND SEXTING THREADS ALL GO HERE.

Comments

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[romcom]

PLEASE COME SOON.
YOUR MOTHER IS STARING AT ME LIKE I'VE GROWN A SECOND HEAD.

(1/2)

[recordscratching]

thats kind of creepy that he watches you
what is he worried youre going to trigger yourself on cereal
good im trusting you with this stationary quest
obi-wan kenobi you are my only hope

(2/2)

[recordscratching]

what
oh just ignore her
shell do that just blink and dont draw attention to yourself
they cant see you if you stay still