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cokeandwhiskey2013-03-29 09:24 pm
veebox) wrote in cokeandwhiskey2013-03-29 09:24 pm
Boy, the way you blowing up my phone won't make me put my clothes on faster.
BASICALLY PHONE SEX AND SEXTING THREADS ALL GO HERE.
BASICALLY PHONE SEX AND SEXTING THREADS ALL GO HERE.
dave what the fuck?
Edited 2013-03-30 06:07 (UTC)
oh. dude what planet are you from where that's a "might be"?
...was it really that hot i mean that zipper's pretty fucked now, i'm not sure if i want to ask dad to fix it for me.
I think I'd either have a black eye or a new phone number. You know, if she's into piss. Unfortunately, I'm not, so that'd be a whole different problem.
And dude, I have no fucking idea. How did I get hired in the first place?
theres a reason youre at my house without me but you know what thats not really important right now
did you take it from under there yet? you know where i keep my aj just stick it in there somewhere and ill figure out what to do with it just
shit
shit shit shit shit shit
seriously just do that for me and fuck i dont know is kanaya there
did you take it from under there yet? you know where i keep my aj just stick it in there somewhere and ill figure out what to do with it just
shit
shit shit shit shit shit
seriously just do that for me and fuck i dont know is kanaya there
i wanted to suck all the fluid out of you through your cock it was absurd
How could I forget when I have them either pinned to the wall or inside a box one of the kids made me in arts & crafts and you insist on sending more? Oh no, ho
w bad has he been? His correspondance with me has been trickling down lately.
Dirk are you trying to flatter me until I come short on words? I'm positive it's working if that's the case.
That was what I was eventually attempting to get at, yes. Would you like to make the arrangements for that particular lost time?
yes, that is definitely what busting open my pants with a boner would mean, ace detective strider.
wait really? do you still want to, i'd be all up for that!
your brother is a saint. saint dirk, the saint of sewing boner-destroyed pants.
also, uh, no intention to be pushy about the sucking my fluids from my dick thing earlier! it's up to you, man.
you knowv that practically no one is into fucking piss, right? i thought you vwere but guess i wvas vwrong.
they wvere probably so desperate they just grabbed the nicest ass they could find and tada you're hired.
I Wasnt Being Sarcastic A Long Time Ago When I Said "Oh What Help Shell Be" In A Sarcastic Tone
To Be Honest Rose
You Probably Shouldnt Be Supporting Your Mothers Drinking Habits
Just As She Should Not Be Supporting Yours
But...
If You Give Me That Card When This Is Over
I Will Try To Help
To Be Honest Rose
You Probably Shouldnt Be Supporting Your Mothers Drinking Habits
Just As She Should Not Be Supporting Yours
But...
If You Give Me That Card When This Is Over
I Will Try To Help
make sure you don't say things like that with equius around, he sweats enough to make the school a second swimming pool as is
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