Boy, the way you blowing up my phone won't make me put my clothes on faster.

[veebox]

BASICALLY PHONE SEX AND SEXTING THREADS ALL GO HERE.

Comments

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[insuffera6le]

That was what I was eventually attempting to get at, yes. Would you like to make the arrangements for that particular lost time?

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[hesthedj]

One of the kids made you a box? That's fucking adorable. New favorite kid.

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[hesthedj]

Don'r worry about Cronus. I've got it. Just relax, okay?

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[hesthedj]

Nah, sweetheart. Just trying to make you smile. Did it work?

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[hesthedj]

Sure, but I'll pay. I've been picking up a few extra shifts at work.

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[insuffera6le]

I have pictures of all the kids from each session, I'll point him out to you when I have the film developed.

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[insuffera6le]

How exactly are you going about that? I'd rather his next eventual letter not be about you too negatively.

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[insuffera6le]

...Yes, and very well.

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[insuffera6le]

Are you sure? It's not like I haven't been getting paid to be here.

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[hesthedj]

Excellent. Then I'll know which kid to high five and invite to the Kankri fan club.

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[hesthedj]

Oh, it's going to be negative. Threats of violence are involved. Haven't done anything to him, by the way, no matter what he says.

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[hesthedj]

Mission accomplished. And seriously, don't worry about the money. Let me treat you.

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[hesthedj]

Hey. What are you doing, right now?

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[insuffera6le]

Consisting of you and said child, yes.

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[insuffera6le]

Honestly...Dirk that's technically still harassment and while I'm sure Cronus has said things to warrant it, you should exercise at least some caution.

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[insuffera6le]

I can hardly argue when you're being insistent. I will be looking forward to this, then.

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[insuffera6le]

I'm in my bed in my cabin preparing small lectures and study plans for the next session starting tomorrow. This is non-stop, I only have tonight and some of tom

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[insuffera6le]

orrow morning, but I always manage. Why?

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[hesthedj]

And any kids we eventually adopt.

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[hesthedj]

He's made worse threats my way, actually. I decided this was better than blackmail.

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[hesthedj]

I'll make it special.

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[hesthedj]

Well, I could spell it out...

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[hesthedj]

Or I could just ask: What are you wearing?

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[insuffera6le]

...You really think they'll like me.

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[insuffera6le]

Cronus...well, luckily he isn't prone to actually carrying out his threats, usually.