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[rv]

oh dear god this au

CHRONOLOGY
=> Dave & John: Partake in one-sided accidental voyeurism. [ N S F W ]
=> Eridan & Sollux: Get drunk and attempt sexytimes. [ N S F W ]
=> Eridan & Sollux: Deal with hangovers and talk about feelings.
=> Eridan & Sollux: Consummate mutual UST-feelings. [ N S F W ]
=> Sollux & John: Get together.
=> Sollux & John: Roleplay. [ N S F W ]
=> John & Dave: Cry and get together. ==~*~== FINISHED ==~*~==

Comments

[putthebunnyinthebox]

[John snickers horribly into his hand for a moment. Sollux's fucking pocket protector was the perfect touch, much better than John's intentionally stupid get-up. He manages to stop and then flops the back of his hand to his forhead, his other being used to point dramatically at his computer.]

Oh my goodness, so fast! It's right over there, and godspeed!

[He is the absolute worst and this and he does not care. Sollux will find the desktop littered with failed attempts at programming, all of which are either as bad, worse, or only slightly better than Karkat's attempts. John's remembered to put away his programming books this time around because he can't stand Dave mocking him for it, he doesn't need it from Sollux.]