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[rv]

oh dear god this au

CHRONOLOGY
=> Dave & John: Partake in one-sided accidental voyeurism. [ N S F W ]
=> Eridan & Sollux: Get drunk and attempt sexytimes. [ N S F W ]
=> Eridan & Sollux: Deal with hangovers and talk about feelings.
=> Eridan & Sollux: Consummate mutual UST-feelings. [ N S F W ]
=> Sollux & John: Get together.
=> Sollux & John: Roleplay. [ N S F W ]
=> John & Dave: Cry and get together. ==~*~== FINISHED ==~*~==

Comments

[aliencereal]

[Tutoring is Sollux's excuse to get his dad to come pick him up after school today. John's not a bad guy, and an hour of teaching him how to use python was a great deal of an improvement over taking the bus. He had both Vriska and Tavros on his bus route, and he always had a headache by the time he got home.]

[He has his backpack slung lazily over his shoulder, displaying the front panel where Karkat safety clipped notes that usually summed up to "take your fucking medicine" or "don't get AIDS from Eridan", as he walks into the room.]

Hey John.

[He sounds just a little bit above mind-numbingly bored, but he usually sounds like that when he's not having either kind of fit.]

[putthebunnyinthebox]

[John looks up from his Solitaire game--which he was losing horribly--and smiles. He even waves, and despite being told how dumb he looks when he does that so many times, he does it anyway. It's just what you do! He's glad to see Sollux, also nervous, but more outwardly excited.]

Hey! Thanks for staying to help me out, man.

[It seems pretty classic, really, this whole air-headed football guy getting a skinny little nerd to help him with his homework situation. John closes his game and takes out the homework assignment from under the keyboard, where he'd stuffed it out of the way. He stares at it for all of a millisecond before he chuckles nervously.]

Yeeeeeah, I'm completely lost.