Boy, the way you blowing up my phone won't make me put my clothes on faster.

[veebox]

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[polymerizationhero]

the landlady put one in our cabinets before we moved in
nobody actually ate it
i just
put it in my mouth
man THAT wasn't a fun couple of days

[byebye]

...WHY.
Okay, you know what, I don't care. You're an idiot and I knew this when I met you.
It's been more than a minute, by the way.

[polymerizationhero]

to be honest
we're now both stuck in the downstairs bathroom
chumley's trying to knock down the door but it's not going well
also syrus says hello!!

[byebye]

HOW are you stuck in the bathroom?
Is this going to take longer than another hour?
I've relayed to viewers that you're trapped in a bathroom because you ate ant traps.

[polymerizationhero]

the door is broken
we didn't know the door was broken
and then i closed the door again after we got it open the first time
only we broke the lock opening it the first time
and noooo i didn't eat them this time
:c

[byebye]

Basically you're both being idiots and not thinking at all.
But mostly you.
Too late, it's been done.

[polymerizationhero]

if i don't make it out alive
tell my followers
i love them

[byebye]

Tch. You're not going to die in a bathroom.
You might die from eating ant traps, though.
Your followers will definitely hear about your oh so heroic mishap with bathroom doors should they need to know the details.

[polymerizationhero]

at least syrus doesn't have to die alone
sy says not to joke about that

[byebye]

Except that you actually have a point.
How's the progress on breaking down the door I'm sure you're completely unconcerned about covering the damage costs for?

[polymerizationhero]

we are considering getting an ax
where would we get one of those

[byebye]

...Are you serious.

[polymerizationhero]

well, yeah!

[byebye]

Technically, a fire rescue department is going to have one.
Unless your school has one lying around, it doesn't look like you're getting an ax any time soon.

[polymerizationhero]

I guess we'll have to try kicking it again, then
or we could call 911
i guess
that feels like cheating
sy says it isn't cheating