Boy, the way you blowing up my phone won't make me put my clothes on faster.

[veebox]

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[Kankri can't help the huff he snorts out. What, no hello?]

The fact that you assume that immediately when I call you before even giving me a greeting...

[He trails off, but he's not done at all; he just realizes that Dirk's right, it is sort of an emergency, and Kankri's voice hushes as if he's trying not to be heard.]

But yes, I guess you can call it that, since you seemed to deem it a medical emergency enough to warrant sexual harassment with dubious consent on my part. You, however, were acting out of concern for my wellbeing and I understand that but the fact still remains. That's--not exactly why I'm calling, my business with you is concerning the, er, methods you used in...you know.

[Kankri just stares down at his writhing bulge, trying his best not to touch it or accidentally apply pressure to it; his nook aches and is leaking very slightly, for now.]