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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.




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♥ refer to the list above for active muses. ♠ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♦ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♣ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. Memes For Inspiration! [ RNG ] i. The Mood Mismatch Meme ii. The Interspecies Love Meme iii. Someone's Asleep In My Bed! Meme iv. The Island of Misfit Prompts v. A Meme Full Of Tropes vi. The Firsts Meme vii. Jealousy Meme viii. Last Words Meme ix. "I'm Sorry" Meme x. The Suddenly Naked Meme xi. Suddenly! Hugs Meme xii. The Then & Now Meme xiii. Winter Meme xiv. University Life Meme xv. Midfuck Meme xvi. Cupcake Meme xvii. Awkward Situations Meme xviii. The "Wedding Dress" Meme xix. The Corruption of Innocence Meme original meme code.

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[byebye]

[In Chazz's plight to be a pro duelist, he doubts he'll ever have to deal with this sort of bullshit again. He says that a lot, promises himself that if it sounds like something Jaden would rush in to do, he probably shouldn't do it, but he always does it anyway. Something about wanting attention and taking on any challenge and blah blah blah, his excuse is that Jaden practically jumped into the submarine and what kind of friend would he be if he didn't go along to keep his idiot best friend out of trouble. Not that he's saying any of that out loud, of course, because what comes out of his mouth is a lot of "I will beat Jaden Yuki!" and "we're not friends" and so on. Usually, they have to depend on Jaden to fix everything, but this is out of Jaden's range of vaguely alien methods of doing anything, so they're stuck in a cold room in a submerged tank at the bottom of the goddamn ocean, and what Jaden is concerned about is "what if this was a movie".]

[They haven't spoken in a long time, Jaden probably ran out of things to say for a while, it happens, and Chazz was trying to conserve energy. His coat wasn't made for the cold, which seems really stupid now, but that's what it is and it's doing a shitty job at warming him up, even if he burritos himself in it. Chazz jumps when Jaden laughs and talks, the sudden sound just so loud in this pitch-black, lightless, almost soulless darkness. He's close and pressed to Jaden's side, and he knows better than to try to move away right now just because he's feeling ornery.]

Ugh, don't be stupid, if this was a movie I doubt you would be stuck down here and we wouldn't be depending on those other idiots to fix everything.

[It's...sort of a compliment, but Chazz prefers to state the facts and get the chit chat done and over with when he's, y'know, on the verge of dying. He doesn't depend on Jaden as much as their other friends do, but he recognizes that things just run right with him around and more in charge than he is right now. He recognizes a lot of things about Jaden that no one else seems to, and it's the one thing he's better at that he doesn't constantly brag about; Jaden doesn't need a guy spouting off how much he knows about him or that he's better at taking care of him than the others, and Chazz has known that for years.]

[If there was going to be anything embarrassing said, he's not sure what he'd pick to say because they might all turn into "I love you" and he'd never be able to take it back.]

[polymerizationhero]

[Chazz, honey, you need to explain why if you're telling someone that they wouldn't be the one in the dark room. Jaden laughs, missing the compliment entirely.]

Well, in the movie, there's usually at least one girl trapped. So I guess you're right.

[He goes a bit limp at this point, draping himself over Chazz's shoulder.]

I could pretend to be a girl.

[There's a pause, and then Jaden adopts a high pitched voice.]

Hi, I'm Jade, and I like-- . . .

[Another pause.]

What do girls like?

[A longer pause.]

Boys? Ballet? Kittens? Butterflies?

[A shorter pause.]

Except that I already like all those things. Except ballet. Ballet is boring.