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cokeandwhiskey2013-05-17 08:55 pm
veebox) wrote in cokeandwhiskey2013-05-17 08:55 pm
Mood Whiplash Meme, made by me!
RULES:
1. I really don't give a fuck.
2. here's RNG
3. 1-27 gogogo!
1. holding hands: what it says on the tin!
2. anniversary: wedding, dating, etc.
3. mutilation: you didn't need that finger did you?
4. possessive: i love you YOU'RE MINE
5. nursing back to health: oh no you're sick let me take care of you.
6. slow dancing: it's our song!!!
7. making love: very loving sex, with hand holding and pillow talk and all that.
8. love confessions: accidental??? purposeful??? adorable???
9. torture: i like the way you scream.
10. gutfucking: and lungfucking and eyefucking and...
11. breakfast in bed: it's a big day, or even just because!
12. non-con: take what you want and give nothing back.
13. sick fuck: oh you're sick let's have sex anyway.
14. cuddles: while watching a movie maybe? or about to go to bed? or just waking up?
15. vore: human jerky, yum.
16. break-up: well that didn't work out...
17. sexual harassment: just trying to get a point across, you should be flattered.
18. humiliation: from platonic lol you have cake on your face to, well. mituna.
19. guro: let's take a look inside!
20. dub-con: maybe, maybe not!
21. grocery shopping: can we not forget the milk this time, dear?
22. casual sex: good morning bjs, shower sex, i'm horny let's do stuff.
23. hate sex: i hate you so much LET'S FUCK.
24. hurt/comfort: no bb come here
25. torture porn: torture but with the added element of actual porn.
26. marriage proposal: will you marry me?
27. dating: who's turn is it to pay for dinner?
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Definitely Duel Monster school and... [lizards...the only thing he can think of are the ojama brothers and. well.] I wouldn't exactly call them lizards. [ALL OF THE DISTASTE.]
[Chazz sort of sighs with him, falling way too easily, although a bit awkwardly, into cuddling against Jaden. He loves how it feels to have him so close, pressed into him without hesitation. Though while he feels pretty great here, he's still taken aback and fairly embarrassed.]
Y-yeah, I didn't realize it, either.
[He honestly hasn't even thought about that being a thing again and hot damn that does make him nervous. He can really only imagine that the reasons are similar. And he's pretty content, himself, with cuddling and the nuzzling and kind of just chilling, it's calming him down a bit. Not a lot, but he's soaking this up while he can and]
[wait morning what]
Huh?
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You're seriously still calling them freaks because their eyes are weird? Chazz, come on, they loooooove you~
[As if to demonstrate the word 'love', he rolls over onto Chazz's stomach, leaning forward to assault him a flurry of little kisses, and then imitate the little grabby motions Chazz's lizards make in his direction.]
Why won't you hold their little hands, Chazz? Why not?
[The sex discussion, however, is far more pressing that Chazz's lizards and their little hands.]
Too nervous? I could give you a BJ, if you'd be up for something a little lazier!
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Everything is weird about them!
[Those mitten hands and their eyes and their curly tails and yeah no they're weird as fuck. But okay hello kisses Chazz is just. a lobster of a dude. And when he smiles at Jaden being stupid at him instead of yelling, he's pretty convinced that each peck injected love into him or something because he just nothing but endeared by him right now. He's too busy smiling and chuckling to really respond to why he won't hold little lizard mitten hands, but oh right sex.]
[Chazz snaps back to flustered wide-eyed staring at Jaden, now more caught off guard than he was just before. God is it obvious that he's nervous, and what is a BJ? Jaden said he'd give it to him, whatever that even means, and Chazz cannot lie that a mix of the ear biting and Jaden being on top of him and the implications are arousing him, nor can he deny that he is infinitely nervous. He's never even kissed anyone before this, and he's never been this intimate and okay wow.]
Sure! That sounds...great!
[How fake knowing what the fuck sex is.]
I'm just a little out of it right now.
[Which he is.]
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Come on, even Kuriboh likes them! You can't disagree with the dog, Chazz. It's not possible.
[Mostly because the dog is basically a canine version of Chazz's husband. Puppy eyes are a household-wide weakness.]
[Chazz definitely seems off his game today, though. He looks legitimately flustered by the mention of a sex act Jaden's done three times in the past week, and there's nervous confusion in his expression and even his posture. Age had never really improved Chazz's ability to keep his feelings quiet, but he seems really messed up right now.]
[But sex usually does ground the two of them in reality. Jaden finds it a comforting gesture of 'hey, I'm here, remember?' and Chazz seems to like the assurance that yes, this is a real thing, and no, his family can't break them up, just like they couldn't when they were teenagers.]
No worries. I've got this one.
[His tone is light but more understanding than cheerful, and the next kiss is gentle and lingering. He lets it melt into something less innocent and more sexual, but the affection is clear either way.]
[It doesn't last too long, though, because he has a neck to kiss down, and nothing can keep him from it, not even makeouts.]