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cokeandwhiskey2013-03-29 09:24 pm
veebox) wrote in cokeandwhiskey2013-03-29 09:24 pm
Boy, the way you blowing up my phone won't make me put my clothes on faster.
BASICALLY PHONE SEX AND SEXTING THREADS ALL GO HERE.
BASICALLY PHONE SEX AND SEXTING THREADS ALL GO HERE.
I Can Request It From Her If That Is What You Mean
I Will Be Over As Soon As She Will Inevitably Be Finished Lecturing Me About Driving
I Will Be Over As Soon As She Will Inevitably Be Finished Lecturing Me About Driving
I Love You Too Rose
I Love You Very Much
And I Just Want You To Be Okay
The Implication Here Being I Love You Too Much To Not Not Want To Help You As Much As I Can
And For Me To Use Double Negatives
I Love You Very Much
And I Just Want You To Be Okay
The Implication Here Being I Love You Too Much To Not Not Want To Help You As Much As I Can
And For Me To Use Double Negatives
Edited 2013-03-30 15:42 (UTC)
also you're a sick fuck does anyone realize hovw fucked up you are?
Edited 2013-03-30 15:46 (UTC)
nope. just calling it as i see it, chief.
i knew it
yes leave the unprescribed to rose pills under the sink where she can get them thats a great idea
no you fucking idiot hide them too
theyre probably moms from when she had surgery a few months ago she probably hasnt noticed theyve been missing since she got better
and no but every classy lady in this family seems to think youre supposed to
okay
good
well actually itd be great if you could talk to her about this but since theyre locked in roses room thats about the best thing
im hanging at egberts house im coming over right now dont let them leave
yes leave the unprescribed to rose pills under the sink where she can get them thats a great idea
no you fucking idiot hide them too
theyre probably moms from when she had surgery a few months ago she probably hasnt noticed theyve been missing since she got better
and no but every classy lady in this family seems to think youre supposed to
okay
good
well actually itd be great if you could talk to her about this but since theyre locked in roses room thats about the best thing
im hanging at egberts house im coming over right now dont let them leave
i'm think i'm starting to see that you don't know how horny you make me. well, now you do, i mean, it's zipper-destroying levels of "oh mr. strider i want you so bad".
dude wants an excuse to make sure i've had his boyfriend's consent lecture everytime i go see you
seriously it blows my fucking mind
i'm still not over the fact that you want to kiss my face over here
i'm still not over the fact that you want to kiss my face over here
ding ding ding egbert got the joke congratulations here is your free car complete with supermodel
the supermodel is me in a sparkly red dress
the supermodel is me in a sparkly red dress
pretty sure everyone who has ever seen me drunk knows
I ramble like a motherfucker you know that
I ramble like a motherfucker you know that
good to know there'll always be someone desperate enough to fuck me, no matter how weird my fetishes get
I will be honest, I don't think I could afford another.
They are surprisingly expensive and my mother's credit card would likely need to be involved.
They are surprisingly expensive and my mother's credit card would likely need to be involved.
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