[Chazz, honey, you need to explain why if you're telling someone that they wouldn't be the one in the dark room. Jaden laughs, missing the compliment entirely.]

Well, in the movie, there's usually at least one girl trapped. So I guess you're right.

[He goes a bit limp at this point, draping himself over Chazz's shoulder.]

I could pretend to be a girl.

[There's a pause, and then Jaden adopts a high pitched voice.]

Hi, I'm Jade, and I like-- . . .

[Another pause.]

What do girls like?

[A longer pause.]

Boys? Ballet? Kittens? Butterflies?

[A shorter pause.]

Except that I already like all those things. Except ballet. Ballet is boring.