[Chazz honestly jumps a little when he looks over to where Jaden's pointing, because seriously what the fuck even there are three of them. And. Yeah. Okay, that's fine.]
Everything is weird about them!
[Those mitten hands and their eyes and their curly tails and yeah no they're weird as fuck. But okay hello kisses Chazz is just. a lobster of a dude. And when he smiles at Jaden being stupid at him instead of yelling, he's pretty convinced that each peck injected love into him or something because he just nothing but endeared by him right now. He's too busy smiling and chuckling to really respond to why he won't hold little lizard mitten hands, but oh right sex.]
[Chazz snaps back to flustered wide-eyed staring at Jaden, now more caught off guard than he was just before. God is it obvious that he's nervous, and what is a BJ? Jaden said he'd give it to him, whatever that even means, and Chazz cannot lie that a mix of the ear biting and Jaden being on top of him and the implications are arousing him, nor can he deny that he is infinitely nervous. He's never even kissed anyone before this, and he's never been this intimate and okay wow.]
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Everything is weird about them!
[Those mitten hands and their eyes and their curly tails and yeah no they're weird as fuck. But okay hello kisses Chazz is just. a lobster of a dude. And when he smiles at Jaden being stupid at him instead of yelling, he's pretty convinced that each peck injected love into him or something because he just nothing but endeared by him right now. He's too busy smiling and chuckling to really respond to why he won't hold little lizard mitten hands, but oh right sex.]
[Chazz snaps back to flustered wide-eyed staring at Jaden, now more caught off guard than he was just before. God is it obvious that he's nervous, and what is a BJ? Jaden said he'd give it to him, whatever that even means, and Chazz cannot lie that a mix of the ear biting and Jaden being on top of him and the implications are arousing him, nor can he deny that he is infinitely nervous. He's never even kissed anyone before this, and he's never been this intimate and okay wow.]
Sure! That sounds...great!
[How fake knowing what the fuck sex is.]
I'm just a little out of it right now.
[Which he is.]