cokeandwhiskey | Yu-Gi-Oh! Universe Meme (made by me!)

Yu-Gi-Oh! Universe Meme

except yusei sorry kid we don't know jack shit about 5d's

RULES
1. Okay honestly we know all the rules post with characters blah blah blah moving on.
2. RNG, you can roll 1-2 for Original or GX or just pick, then roll 1-7 for your prompt!
3. There are no special magic millenium items christmas demon eyes shit because fuck that.
4. I'm not that far in GX I don't wanna fuck with that shit.
5. Shadow Realm shit is up to y'all, too, it's in both series.
6. HAVE FUN, ASSHOLES.

ORIGINAL
	1. SCHOOL Look, dueling's important and all, but you need a card game-free education. How far up the educational ladder do these children's card games interest people, or are you even a teacher who like to throw down a facedown every once in a while?
	2. FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC No seriously this shit can get you out of anything. And what better way to build it up than with some one-on-one's? So whether you're just hanging out after school, going on a sort-of date, saving your friend's ass from a burning building, or having some really intense feels up in here (possibly at their bedside?), your friendship meter is going up and that's what really counts.
	3. KAIBALAND Seto Kaiba may be the biggest douche in the world, but he's a douche with money and a theme park. What's that? You're not in Domino City, Japan? Well you know who has a lot of money and screws the rules? Kaiba. Kaiba does and fuck it there are Kaibalands worldwide and they have plenty of Duel Monsters-inspired rides, attractions, games, and prizes! And who knows, you might get a glimpse of the egomaniac himself if he visits one of his beloved parks.
	4. DUELING Ah yes! The whole point of the universe! Children's card games! But that's not all there is to Duel Monsters, is there? It's about sportsmanship, healthy competition, strategy, and having faith in yourself and the heart of the cards! There are many ways to duel, from the traditional table top method to the Kaiba Corp. duel disks that provide holograms. In this day and age, that's pretty nifty, but the disks are fairly expensive, despite being so common. However you do it, it's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-DUEL!!!
	5. ATTENTION, DUELISTS! Oh oh oh what's that??? What's your hair saying??? It's almost time for another tournament to start up?! Well gosh golly gee, thanks for the warning! You may have just heard of this particular invite-only tournament three days before the boat leaves to the secluded island, or maybe there have been advertisements for the next big Kaiba Corp. and Illusion Studios-sponsored public games. Or, hell, maybe your school or local rec center is holding their own competition. It really doesn't matter, because it's PREP TIME! Gotta get ready and pumped and practice practice practice! Also get some better cards, sheesh.
	6. TOURNAMENT Holy shit holy shit holy shit you have been preparing for months or years or days or hours and it's finally here! It's time for you to shine, duel opponent after opponent and try to advance further in. You don't even have to be dueling, you could be resting in between matches, or be a bystander, or just be hanging out in the special duelists boarding (if it's just that fancy). It's like the Olympics, only clearly more important. Is this an invite-only, did you enter yourself (for a fee, maybe?), were you bribed or forced into it, or did you sort of accidentally just walk in and whoops? I wonder what the grand prizes are...
	7. DUNGEON DICE MONSTERS It's nothing like Duel Monsters! Totally! Just look at the creator, does Mr. Devlin (or Mr. Otogi, eng/jap preferences) look like Mr. Pegasus to you? No? Thought so. Seto Kaiba may be a pioneer in revolutionizing how Duel Monsters is played, but that's nothing compared to the ingenious creation that is Dungeon Dice Monsters! So, praytell, did the game just arrive to your city/country and everyone is gathering in a mob outside the game store door to get their hands on the game first, or has it been around and people have decided for themselves if it's worth keeping around?
GENERATION X
	1. DUELING ACADEMY Years later and Seto Kaiba has already founded the first of to-be many schools for Duel Monsters. You are placed into either Slifer Red, Ra Yellow, or Obelisk Blue upon passing your entrance exam depending on your resumé, transcript of any and all past dueling schools, skill shown during the exam, and, ha, of course your income status. Not fair? Talk to the hand. You can be promoted from your lower class if your grades and skills match up where your entry credentials failed you. So, are you new here, or have you been here for a while? Have you moved up in the ranks since you enrolled, or have you been stuck in the same place for years, whether you've been working your ass off or slacking. You don't need to be an Obelisk to graduate and--wait how do you graduate? We just don't know. You can also be a teacher, but that might be boring.
	2. PREP SCHOOL Out of order, yes, but not everyone had the chance to go to prep school, you know. But hey, if you did, good on you! Is it because you're a damn prodigy or was your family wealthy enough to send you off to put all your time into learning card games? This is the chance to prepare yourself for Duelist Academy, to learn all you can and make the best grades possible. You have a head start on everyone else, how do you choose to use it?
	3. ATTENTION, STUDENTS! Oh whoopee, class time. Or are you just so pumped to learn about Spells and Traps and Monsters??? You might even be apathetic because you know all this already, or you're borderline "don't give a fuck," whatever. You might be on your way to class, on your way back, or in class taking notes or trying not to fall asleep. Wait there's a test tomorrow? Also don't forget about baseball/tennis/various sports practice!
	4. DORM LIFE If you're in Slifer Red, you live in a toolshed, where each room has a triple bunkbed and three desks cramped together, and single gendered with no other separation otherwise. It's a tight fit, tough luck. There's not much else to them, the "cafeteria" is small and has a few tables and cheap food. If you're in Ra Yellow, you have double-room dorms with a door separating your room and your roommate's room. The rooms are much more spacious than the Slifer Red dorms, and the two wings are separated by gender. There's a small lounge to mingle in the middle, attached to the cafeteria with mediocre food but a decent size. If you're in Obelisk Blue, the boys' dorm is in one place and the girls' in another, only reachable by lake. The rooms are enormous singles, huzzah! Each dorm has 5-star food, large lounge areas with TVs, rooms specifically for practicing dueling, and a warm bath house. What sorts of shenanigans are you going to get into? And remember, trespassing might land you in some serious trouble with the Disciplinary Force.
	5. EXPLORING This island is fucking huge. There's a forest, water all around, and a rumor of a beach somewhere on the edges that's hidden by large intimidating rocks. There's also the abandoned dorm, where kids go in but never come out. It's really easy to get lost if you don't know where you're going, but maybe that's the fun of it! There are also docks where shipments come in, and it's a good place to watch the sunset to get your mind off things. When you're not inside in class or in your dorm, it's the great outdoors and you have free roam.
	6. DUEL EXAMS Okay the fun and games are over, it's exam time. You might have been freaking out forever, staying up all night studying and studying and praying. You'll start off with a written exam (it's strongly suggested that you don't fall asleep), and the proceed to the dueling part of the exams. You will be pitted against someone from your color, and will be graded on your performance. Hey, you might even get promoted! You could also be in the audience, observing battles before or after your own, and making commentary with the people around you.
	7. SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOING HOME For some reason it's fairly common for frustrated students to just ollie the fuck out. They try to leave by raft, by boat, or maybe they've even called their parents or their parents have come for them. Well, it's stressful being a student here! And sometimes it's not fair and everyone sucks and you clearly aren't getting the respect you deserve. Or maybe you're trying to talk someone out of leaving because they have so much potential or something. Also, there tends to be the runaway who just goes into the forest and it's really never clear if they actually left the island or met with an unfortunate accident, or they just reappear after doing some mountain training, or they go and disappear in the haunted dorm. No matter what, dropping out is a serious decision and you're not the only one affected by it.

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[Today sucks. Syrus had found out that he's bordering on failing gym, of all things, his dinner had a clump of hair in the middle of it (how?), and when they'd gotten back to their room, they'd discovered that the ceiling was leaking. No cards had been damaged, thank goodness, but the entire tower of beds was soaked.]

[All they'd been able to do was borrow some pillows and blankets from other students, because it was too late and too wet out for them to make the trek to stay with Bastion for the night. The intention was for them to scatter out across the building to find the comfiest bits of floor to sleep on, but Jaden had looked at Syrus expectantly when they had their blankets secured, so they'd ended up sleeping in the same place.]

[Why the dining room, he doesn't know, because Chumley had found a spot in the hallway where there was carpeting, but he's not going to argue with his best friend. He's staring at the floor, wondering how to position his blankets, when Jaden throws his down on the ground, announcing that they'll be using his as a mattress, and actually sleeping under Syrus'.]

Wait-- S-seriously? You're okay with that?

[Oh god, this is going to be an interesting night, considering his crush on Jaden can be seen from space and they might be cuddling.]

[It's so easy for Syrus to forget himself in Jaden. This has been true for a long time and in a lot of contexts, but never so much as when they're kissing. He just feels so safe, because the one and only good thing about his height is how easily Jaden can surround him like a security blanket. It's warm and affectionate and Jaden smells so good and Syrus notices the pleasurable tingles throughout his scalp just before a throb in his groin sends a little request for friction into his brain.]

[Oh no.]

[He'd been doing so well too. The last two times they'd snuggled into Jaden's bunk for some sleepy pre-bed making out, he'd actually managed to keep himself together enough to stay under control. But no, he has his stupid dumb teenaged boy hormones and his stupider dumber desire to just... press a little closer and rub himself against Jaden, because oh, it'd be so easy, and he's sure it would feel so good even though he's never actually had someone else's body heat against his crotch like that. It's such a stupid thing to fantasize about, everyone else has their sex dreams about blowjobs and fucking pretty girls, but no, Syrus wakes up sticky from hazy dreams about Jaden kissing his face and pressing an unmoving hand into his clothed erection. He wants Jaden to touch him so, so badly and he doesn't really need more than that, just warmth and acknowledgement and it's okay that you have sexual thoughts sometimes.]

[Because it doesn't feel okay. He shouldn't be allowed to look at someone and feel that little pang of longing, to wonder what they might look like with their clothes off or how nice it would be to have somebody else touch him, even platonically. He feels like he deserves to sit by himself, and the fact that Jaden wants to be his friend is still a gorgeous miracle, and that he wants to be his boyfriend is a gift from any number of gods working in tandem. Syrus feels unworthy of looking at girls in softcore porn, he certainly doesn't feel okay with how badly he wants someone as great as Jaden Yuki to get him off. He's small and useless and unattractive and a goddamn mess. He doesn't deserve it.]

[So he hides it, pulling his hips away from Jaden and laying awake for hours after his boyfriend has fallen asleep, even after his rebellious penis has calmed itself, burning from shame. Because Jaden would be disgusted, would send him out of his bed, would never want to kiss him again. Jaden is so oblivious to sex, that must be why he wants to be with Syrus. Somebody who is so completely not a sexual option that nobody would think it was weird that they didn't ever touch like that. And he'd be okay with that! He just... can't help but want it. It doesn't help that since moving into Jaden's bed, he's barely gotten the chance to jerk off. His little bottle of hand lotion is still stashed away under his pillow on his bunk, but he doesn't actually sleep up there anymore, and he's not about to get himself off in the public showers.]

[Which brings him to tonight, frantically jerking his hips back and away from Jaden, feeling the powerful urge to cry. He's so embarrassed and so horny and he's going to fuck everything up at this rate.]

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SYRUS ACTIVATED EMERGENCY REPAIRS (for our dorm room)

JADEN (and Syrus) PLAYED TWIN LONG RODS IN ATTACK MODE