cokeandwhiskey | The Hooker AU Meme, nabbed from bakerstreet

THE HOOKER AU MEME
CONTENT WARNING for prostitution, crime, dub- to non-con, kink.
	INSTRUCTIONS: 1 » Post a comment with your character's name and canon. 2 » Comment around to others and play threads! 3 » Use RNG if you get stuck for ideas.

WHERE? Where do you look for business?
1 » STREET »	You wait on the sidewalk, wink at the passing cars, dress yourself in revealing clothing and garish make-up. You don't cost much. Maybe you're desperate, or in debt, or your life fell apart. Maybe you're independent; maybe you have a pimp, and a quota to fill. Either way, you have to work hard for your living.
2 » HOUSE OF PLEASURE »	It's a good life, isn't it? You have a place to stay, a roof over your head. You don't even have to leave the House -- or perhaps you're not allowed to. You could have a good madame, or a harsh one; maybe you can pick your clientele, even. If you cater to a certain odd set of tastes, though, you might not have a choice at all.
3 » TEMPLE »	It is an act of worship, for you. Sex is about fertility, the giving and receiving of energy, a sacred act. When you bed another, it is for the benefit of you both.
4 » IN PRIVATE »	You're a call girl. An escort. You go to parties; you know how to speak the language of the rich and famous. You dress well, act confident, and know how to get what you want. You're a valuable companion, and they better be prepared to pay dearly for you, tonight.
5 » OTHER »	For anything else you can think of!

WHY? Why are you hiring this particular person?
1 » CURIOSITY »	Maybe you're bored, or you hav a little extra money to spend, and you're up for a little experimentation.
2 » SECRETS »	You need discretion; no one can know that you're cheating on your wife. Money is a good way to keep the both of you quiet.
3 » NEED »	There's a desire you have that you can't satisfy any other way. Maybe it's your sexual orientation that you don't want anyone to know. Maybe it's something darker.
4 » THEY MADE ME DO IT »	Some well-meaning friends, or business partners, have hired you a hooker for the evening. Better make the most of it.
5 » JUST THE SEX »	You don't want the hassle of a relationship. You get your needs take care of, and that's it.
6 » OTHER »	For anything else you can think of!

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[Cronus wouldn't call himself a pimp, not to anyone but maaaybe himself, but he sort of is to Mituna and he can't say it's a bad life decision. He pays for all of Mituna's medical bills, no sweat off his back, and Mituna sells himself to pay back a portion of the treatments. It works out, it has for a few months and he's never going to tire of coming all over and inside him at home where they both live. Together. Almost sort of like a couple.}

[Fuck, who's he kidding? Mituna wouldn't be anywhere near him like this unless he rigged all this up, and that's really Mituna's own damn fault as far as he sees. He could list many reasons pulled right out of his ass of how this whole could've been avoided, but that's insensitive to Mituna's medical needs and, as much as Cronus is actually fond of Kankri, the damn "social justice whistle" blares in his head against it. He's put his money on Stockholm Syndrome to throw him a bone this time, so that eventually maybe his feelings won't stay one-sided.]

[Also he picks Mituna up every night he works, uses up his gas but doesn't make him pay that back. The street is lit up with neon lights clouded by cigarette smoke, and clientele that swarm here are always in either nice blacked out cars or beat up pieces of shit, but either way they're slow-moving and Cronus zips around them something like a pro only he'd probably have an accident if he were in New York City traffic. He spots Mituna at his corner at pulls over to a stop, letting the engine run while he adjusts himself to stand on his feet. He whistles at Mituna, grinning and really can't help the thoughts of fucking him from creeping in.]

Ready to go? It's now or I'm leavin' you here for the night.

[He's teasing Mituna, but he'd mean that with just about everyone else. His mouth cocks into a smile as he holds out Mituna's bright yellow helmet for him to take. He has a car at home, but it rarely gets driven since Mituna started staying with him. Cronus is honestly just way more fond of having his best friend/"employed" hooker/love interest pressed against his back, arms wrapped snug around him, than sitting in two separate seats in a car where the physical contact takes effort on his own part. So, douchey custom motorcycle.]

The Hooker AU Meme, nabbed from bakerstreet

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