[Dirk has been informed that this guy either has a sense of humor or is very uncomfortable with this whole deal, because he'd told Roxy, who was on desk duty tonight, that he didn't intend to actually do anything sexual with the person he was requesting. On both ideas, they'd decided to send Dirk in. He was good at keeping up with the ones who liked to banter and joke through things, and he was good with the ones who had no clue what they were doing. Jake, one of his regulars, started out as both.]
[He gets ready in the 'dressing room' upstairs, double-checking his hair, making sure his dorky tattoo is properly covered, pausing to help Nepeta apply disinfectant to some of Equius' whip lashes, brushing his teeth and changing into insanely tight pants and a button-up white shirt that he leaves the top four buttons open on. He waves goodbye to his friends and heads down to his room.]
[The guy on the bed is showing absolutely zero skin, and he looks about ready to burrow into the floor for safety. Okay, definitely the 'skittish and too afraid to let the receptionist know he needs a good dicking' type.]
Hey there.
[He smirks and glances over the upper ridges of his sunglasses.]
ASSUMING HUMANSTUCK BECAUSE MONOGAMY
[He gets ready in the 'dressing room' upstairs, double-checking his hair, making sure his dorky tattoo is properly covered, pausing to help Nepeta apply disinfectant to some of Equius' whip lashes, brushing his teeth and changing into insanely tight pants and a button-up white shirt that he leaves the top four buttons open on. He waves goodbye to his friends and heads down to his room.]
[The guy on the bed is showing absolutely zero skin, and he looks about ready to burrow into the floor for safety. Okay, definitely the 'skittish and too afraid to let the receptionist know he needs a good dicking' type.]
Hey there.
[He smirks and glances over the upper ridges of his sunglasses.]