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The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0 => nabbed from bakerstreet
I edited some stuff because of mis-numbering and yeah okay
The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. 1-7, then 1-17.
Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.
Please listen to preferences as well.
Thank you.
Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
1. Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
10. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
11. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
12. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
13. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
14. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
15. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
16. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
17. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
2. Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
7. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
8. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
9. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
10. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
11. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
12. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
13. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
14. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
15. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
16. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
17. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
3. Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
7. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
8. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
9. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
10. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
11. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
12. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
13. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
14. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
15. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
16. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
17. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
4. Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
7. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
8. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
9. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
10. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
11. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
12. Prostitute - They paid for you.
13. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
14. Priest - They need to confess to you...
15. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
16. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
17. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
5. Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
7. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
8. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
9. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
10. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
11. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
12. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
13. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
14. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
15. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
16. Speculum - Want a look inside?
17. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
6. Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
7. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
8. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
9. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
10. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
11. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
12. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
13. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
14. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
15. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
16. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
17. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
7. Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
7. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
8. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
9. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
10. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
11. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
12. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
13. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
14. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
15. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
16. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
17. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. 1-7, then 1-17.
Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.
Please listen to preferences as well.
Thank you.
Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
1. Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
10. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
11. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
12. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
13. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
14. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
15. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
16. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
17. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
2. Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
7. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
8. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
9. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
10. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
11. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
12. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
13. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
14. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
15. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
16. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
17. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
3. Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
7. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
8. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
9. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
10. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
11. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
12. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
13. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
14. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
15. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
16. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
17. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
4. Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
7. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
8. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
9. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
10. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
11. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
12. Prostitute - They paid for you.
13. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
14. Priest - They need to confess to you...
15. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
16. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
17. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
5. Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
7. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
8. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
9. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
10. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
11. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
12. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
13. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
14. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
15. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
16. Speculum - Want a look inside?
17. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
6. Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
7. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
8. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
9. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
10. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
11. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
12. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
13. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
14. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
15. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
16. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
17. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
7. Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
7. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
8. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
9. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
10. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
11. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
12. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
13. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
14. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
15. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
16. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
17. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
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Ha. Ha. Ha. Very funny, I'm fucking dying over here in fits of uncontrollable laughter. Turning blue in the face and everything.
[He leans back against the wall, childishly kicking away the comforter off the bed with a quiet, "feh" and pointed glare. His shades are enough out of arm's reach for him to not want to bother retrieving them, he's bitter enough to concede to the idea that Wally wouldn't look at him anyway, no need to hide the crimson windows to his pouty soul. He shuffles his legs up, bending them and spreading them just enough for his hand to have enough room to fondle himself. Shirt's off, shades are off, and he's spreading himself like an over-eager horny person, whatever, it's a vulnerable position and he doesn't like it.]
Hey, I'm just gonna rub this one out. I'd say about 5 minutes 26 seconds since I'm ticked and want this over with, but since I'm not even totally hard yet and you're no help, bumping that up to... [He closes his eyes, quirks his mouth to the side while he slowly palms the bulge in his pants.] 16 minutes 53 seconds. Give or take a few milliseconds.
[Sometimes he forgets that not everyone knows or is used to his creepy estimates of time and how they're 99.9% on the dot every time. He does not care right now. Gut instincts over science any day.]
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Oh, Jesus, Dave, don't give me that passive-agressive bullshit. I don't know why you can't just respect that this is important, not just to me, but to, like, I don't know, the entire world. But, hey, you can sit there and jack off, I'm not going to stop you. I just need to go test something in the garage.
[He rips the page out of the notebook he was writing in and turns to face Dave, who is sitting against the wall with his legs spread open. Okay, that's pretty hot, he's not gonna lie, but he seriously needs to get this shit done before he gets back to any sexy stuff.]
Probably won't be down there for more than 16 minutes and 53 seconds, though, so you can come with me if you want, or you can sit up here without me. I just need to get this off my mind, dude. We can do whatever you want after.
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Don't make it just about me, asshole, fucking is kind of a "mutual wanting" thing.
[He flash-opens his pants, 0.01 seconds, button and zipper, it's a fucking record, and looks Wally in the eyes for a moment, forgetting he doesn't have his shades on as a world-shield. When he remembers, he turns his head away, frowning deeply. That was fucking weak. He doesn't even want to know what that looked like, it sounded fucking horrible and whiney, shit. There are probably ten thousand guys who could have been way more cool about this than he was.]
Whatever, at least kiss me or something.
[His fingers sink into the slit of his boxers, idly tracing his dick and scratching carefully at his translucent pubic hair. His time's going to be off, he knows it, because instead of getting harder he's getting less interested in jerking it and more likely to end up sulking with his dick in his hand. Great.]
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He folds the notebook paper small enough to shove it into his back pocket, walking over to his bed, climbing back on it for just a moment. He tilts Dave's head toward him, forehead resting on his, and there's something apologetic in his eyes and the way he sort of half grins.]
You're cute when you're angry.
[Not exactly the apology he was going for, but whatever. He can make up for it later. For now, Dave gets a slightly overindulgent kiss and a hand pressed against the one around his dick, thumb teasing the head, before Wally pulls away, dragging his teeth across Dave's lower lip. How's that for a little help.]
Won't even notice I'm gone.
[He sprints to the garage as quietly as he can, because it is like two in the morning and his parents are asleep and he'd rather not wake them. Which is honestly going to prove impossible since in about five minutes there's going to be a giant explosion. It's a really good thing the cars are parked outside. And that Dave didn't decide to follow him. Because Wally is currently unconscious on the hard concrete floor of their garage, glass and chemicals everywhere. He knocked his head on something during the explosion, so there's blood too. His parents and Dave really aren't going to be happy about this.]
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[And, oh, especially not with a goodbye like that. Dave openly moans into Wally's mouth, and it goes straight into a whine from both Wally's leaving and the desperate surge of arousal he's left him with. He's hard before Wally's done talking.]
Yeah, sure.
[Wally goes, and Dave huffs. Okay, he can appreciate Wally's enthusiasm for something he cares about, but still. He shrugs to himself, leans his head back against the wall, and tries to replay the exact memory of that past kiss-and-tease. Fuck it, he could be off sooner than 16 minutes 53 seconds. He bites his lip, rubbing and lightly pulling and--]
[There's suddenly a BOOM, barely muffled by the distance and the house, and Dave stops. He listens carefully, anxiety making him squeeze his dick nervously. There's just silence, and he curses. Fuck, if that fucking idiot blew himself up, he's going to kill him. Dave groans, gives the head of his dick one last rub-smear of pre-cum before scooting off the bed and redoing his pants. It's pretty much painful to walk around with a re-bound boner he was just jerking pressing into his stomach, but Wally's state of intact pieces is more important.]
[He starts coughing as soon as he walks into the garage, and god he wishes he had his shirt to shield his precious nasal passages from the chemical gasses. He settles for cupping his hand over his nose and mouth, until he sees the mess, then Wally just a ways away. Dave's chest constricts, he can't say a word, so he just grabs the pink flip flops by the door, shoves them on and walks over the broken glass and science shit to Wally. His heart sinks. Five minutes fourty-two seconds. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.]
[Dave doesn't really give a shit about getting the West parents first. He runs back into the house, gets a few dishrags, and returns to Wally, squatting beside him and pressing the dishcloths to the head injury. There's blood, a shitton of it, and this is a bit too familiar for Dave. He's had his fair share of concussions and bleeding head wounds, Bro even said he passed out once. He's calm, but he's freaking the fuck out somewhere in his guarded self. He tries to wake Wally up, carefully shaking him but careful not to move his head or spine much.]
Wally...come on, you fucking idiot, wake up!
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Wally?
[She draws closer to Dave, not at all surprised by his lack of shirt. She knows what those boys get up to, even though Wally hasn't exactly come out yet. But now's not the time to be thinking about her son's sexuality and its state of publicity. She needs to call 911, get Wally to the emergency room. There's blood, a lot of it, though Dave seems to have it somewhat under control. She'll have to thank him later. She doesn't have to ask what happened, that's pretty obvious from the broken beakers and chemical smell still clinging to the air. She's on the verge of tears, her baby could be dead, but she needs to keep calm for Dave's sake, if not her own.]
Dave, I'm going to call 911 and get Rudy, stay with him.
[She's trying not to panic, the sight of her baby on the ground like that... She doesn't know what she would do if she lost him. If they lost him. She can only imagine how Dave feels, probably something very similar to how she does right now. She shakes Rudy awake after she calls 911 and cries into his chest when she explains what happened. She can barely stand to watch the paramedics wheel her baby out of the house, but is slightly comforted by their reassurance that he should be okay. He is alive.
Wally regains consciousness a few hours later in a hospital. It's probably close to seven in the morning now, and though his parents were reluctant to leave after he'd just woken up, his doctor reassured them that taking the day off work would be unnecessary, Wally will be fine, and if anything changes, he'll let them know immediately. Wally's head hurts, feels a little lightheaded to go with it, but for the most part feels fine. He can't really remember what happened exactly, his memory's a little fuzzy, but he remembers being with Dave, Dave was angry, he'd gone down to the garage to test something, then woke up here. He has a feeling Dave is still angry, especially if what he thinks he did he actually did and he blew himself up to test the Flash experiment on himself. He should probably feel bad, and he does a little—he made his mom cry—but he can't help but feel excited at the same time, because if it actually worked, he could be a superhero.
He attempts an apologetic look at Dave.]
Guess I blew it, huh.
[It's supposed to be a joke, but it's not very funny.]
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[He sits in the backseat of the West family car. He's never wanted to see someone else get wheeled away into an ambulance. The first time he did, his parents were already dead. This wasn't sitting well, and he wanted to throw up and cry and fuck shit up. He's shaking and putting on his socks and shoes is a horrible experience, so he's not going to even bother trying to text Dirk right now.]
[The waiting room is empty, lonely, and cold. It's decorated warmly, that's the intention, but when there's a white-and-light-blue hallway that reeks of sterilization just beyond the big, welcoming wooden doors, it's an ineffective effort. Dave sits on the other side of the room from Wally's parents. He curls up in his seat, legs pulled up, and hides his face in his stick legs. Wally's hoodie is big and it almost swallows him, and when the cold gets to him he pulls his arms inside it, wraps them around himself and tries not to fall asleep or cry. He passes out.]
[Dave jumps spastically when he's woken up, long limbs shooting out, his shades dislodging. Wally's out of surgery, he can be visited. Then Dave's in Wally's room, sitting in a chair and sadly watching his parents worry over him. They leave, eventually, to go to work. Wally's awake, and as soon as his parents leave he's next to him, frowning so deeply it may as well induce wrinkles.]
["Literally" is the thing Dave would normally say if he hadn't been scared to fucking death that Wally was going to die. He doesn't respond immediately, he just stares and tries not to start blurting out yelling. He can't lose his cool in a hospital, they'd probably throw him out. Dave rubs at his eyes under his shades, but he keeps them on; he has no idea what his external emotions are going to be doing, and he doesn't fucking like that. He holds onto the bars, stares down at him.]
You're a fucking idiot.
[He grips the bars along the side of Wally's bed tight, he's still shaking. He hasn't eaten in ages now, and fuck knows how much sleep he actually got.]
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He smiles sheepishly at Dave, setting a hand over one of Dave's, giving it a gentle squeeze. It's a reminder that he is still here and he is alive and things will get better.]
I know. I'm sorry.
[He frowns slightly when he notices Dave shaking. The hospital will take care of Wally, but Dave needs to take care of himself, especially now that Wally's mom isn't here to, well, mother over him.]
Dude, you're shaking. Have you eaten? I'm obviously not going anywhere, if you wanna go grab something.