[Kankri has watched Karkat do some stupid ass shit in his life. He can only hope he's helped out with dragging his brother aside to give him sermons--no, simply lectures on what he's done and all that jazz. Karkat was given an especially long one before he left for Las Vegas with his boyfriend/best friend for the weekend. Personally, Kankri can't think of a good reason to go there for time off, but whatever floats baby brother's boat so long as it doesn't capsize and sink to the bottom of the metaphorical ocean.]

[He was going to call Karkat the next morning, of course, but he's honestly very suspicious when he's gotten a text from Karkat asking him to get on Skype. Not that Kankri wasn't delighted that, for once, Karkat was reaching out to him! He was just a tad worried, now, and when he signed on and talked to Karkat--no sign of Sollux at that moment--it seemed...tense. Or something. But it was really all explained when Karkat held up his left hand and explained that he and Sollux got drunk, found a chapel, and got married. The ring was probably out of a plastic dispenser, but it was still nestled on Karkat's finger like it belonged there.]

[Point is, his brother just got married. And he just found out over Skype. At least it's not Facebook, he'll take what he can get, but wow.]

[Karkat, of course, received a suitable sermon on his actions and the consequences of and options from there on. Once he was done, he asked for Sollux. And this is where they are now. Kankri with his arms crossed, narrowing his eyes, staring at Sollux states away on the other side of the screen.]

So you've married my impressionable little brother on an intoxicated whim during your "vacation" to Las Vegas.

[YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAINING TO DO SOLLUX BEFORE HE GOES CALVINIST CHURCH SERVICE ON YOU.]