shutthedjdown: (Tonight we're taking over ☠)
Jake English ([personal profile] shutthedjdown) wrote in [community profile] cokeandwhiskey 2012-07-13 05:49 am (UTC)

GT: Oh shes just a peach if you get out of the way of her food.
GT: By which i mean shes a huge bitch and im a tad shocked you made it past her?
GT: Though i guess i oughtnt be knowing you.
GT: Oh good i think i see you!
GT: <3
GT: Dirk! DIRK!!!
GT: Oh dammit.


[He shakes his head and starts waving fanatically, now shouting Dirk's name out loud instead of thinking it into Pesterchum in all caps. This is one of his favorite trees, if just for the fruit that just damn pleases him. If green wasn't so awesome, blue would be his favorite color, or at least for skin colors. And sylladex colors. Blue was just great, but that's not the point of focus right now. Right now, there is a Strider that needs to be met.]

[And wow Jake hasn't been near another living human being since he was a lad. This is weird. It's exciting, it's SUPER exciting, it's so exciting he could shoot things, and it's all of his power not to tackle Dirk to the ground. He approaches him, barely containing himself, and god would it be weird to grab his head and smooch him? Would that be too forward? He should really be thinking about taking off his stupid skull helmet instead of mashing lips with his boyfriend.]

Dirk! Hi! Hello! How are you? Good, yes? GREAT! Fantastic, just--hi.

[Stupid Helmet Head Jake English: Suave with words.]

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