TT: I passed that terrifying 30 foot spider web 15 minutes ago. TT: How are you not dead. TT: Your directions indicate poor directional skills you must run into this stuff all the time. TT: Wait! TT: I think I found this tree we're looking for. TT: See you soon. TT: . . . Aw, hell. TT: <3
[The tree is, in fact, fucking enormous. And it appears to be covered in some kind of strange blue fruit that Dirk doesn't recognize, and which would normally be enough to get him to laugh because seriously, Jake would pick some place with food that could turn him different colors. You know, normally. When he's not waiting to meet his boyfriend in person for the first time, which is also the first face-to-face human contact he's had in. Well, ever.]
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TT: How are you not dead.
TT: Your directions indicate poor directional skills you must run into this stuff all the time.
TT: Wait!
TT: I think I found this tree we're looking for.
TT: See you soon.
TT: . . . Aw, hell.
TT: <3
[The tree is, in fact, fucking enormous. And it appears to be covered in some kind of strange blue fruit that Dirk doesn't recognize, and which would normally be enough to get him to laugh because seriously, Jake would pick some place with food that could turn him different colors. You know, normally. When he's not waiting to meet his boyfriend in person for the first time, which is also the first face-to-face human contact he's had in. Well, ever.]