[Sollux has the dorkiest sorta-boyfriend-mostly-fuck-buddy ever. Somehow, no matter how ridiculous John gets, Sollux is always vaguely surprised when he reaches the next level. Their sex life is no exception. He's wearing the pocket protector Karkat got him as a gag gift for his birthday for the first time, and only John could ever think something like this is a good idea in the bedroom.]
[And John is hardly drama club material, Sollux muses to himself as he sighs, rolls his bi-colored eyes behind his functional glasses, and steps into John's room from the hallway.]
Hello, Jo-- thir, I am here to fix your computer.
[He's even worse at emoting than John is, and this whole thing could come right out of Zack and Miri make a porno. Sollux crosses his arms over his chest, looking vaguely unimpressed.]
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[And John is hardly drama club material, Sollux muses to himself as he sighs, rolls his bi-colored eyes behind his functional glasses, and steps into John's room from the hallway.]
Hello, Jo-- thir, I am here to fix your computer.
[He's even worse at emoting than John is, and this whole thing could come right out of Zack and Miri make a porno. Sollux crosses his arms over his chest, looking vaguely unimpressed.]
Where ith it?