[He's having the hardest time stifling his giggles as he stands by his door, dressed in short shorts he "borrowed" from Jake's closet--John didn't want to know why his older brother had them, he really didn't--and a shirt he nicked from Jade's close that is hilariously small on him and ends around his mid-belly. This whole "roleplay" thing is new to him, and he doesn't care if he's doing it wrong; he'll look back on this one day like holy crap I remember the time I dressed in my sibling's clothes and played Computer Repair Man with Sollux. It'll be a story to tell to his children.]
[John sputters with laughter again before taking exaggerated calming breaths. Oh god, the things he does with other people when the house is empty. Granted, playtime with Sollux tends to get pretty sexual or drunk or both, unlike his other hanging out times. Sometimes he and Vriska cuddle mostly naked to naked in his bed on hot days, but it's nowhere near sexual for them; they're just really that comfortable with each other. But right now is not the time to think about naked cuddles with Vriska! It is time for shitty roleplaying.]
Oh, no, my computer has crashed! It's the blue screen of death, whatever shall I doooo? I hope the computer repair guy is on his way!
[John does not understand how anyone gets off on scenarios like this, but it's fucking funny and will end in some form of fucking, so it's okay. and hilarious. at least to him.]
touch it bring it pay it watch it || zip-unzip it
[John sputters with laughter again before taking exaggerated calming breaths. Oh god, the things he does with other people when the house is empty. Granted, playtime with Sollux tends to get pretty sexual or drunk or both, unlike his other hanging out times. Sometimes he and Vriska cuddle mostly naked to naked in his bed on hot days, but it's nowhere near sexual for them; they're just really that comfortable with each other. But right now is not the time to think about naked cuddles with Vriska! It is time for shitty roleplaying.]
Oh, no, my computer has crashed! It's the blue screen of death, whatever shall I doooo? I hope the computer repair guy is on his way!
[John does not understand how anyone gets off on scenarios like this, but it's fucking funny and will end in some form of fucking, so it's okay. and hilarious. at least to him.]