[God, what the fuck was this fucking human plant? It's everywhere, and for some reason it seems to be causing sloppy makeouts in every corner of this fucking asteroid. He's pretty sure he saw Gamzee and Nepeta kiss earlier. What the shit.]
[Of course, that confusion is nothing on the thinkpan-melting bafflement of the moment. One second he'd been passing everyone's least favorite sea creature in the hallway, the next, he had Eridan pushed up against the wall. It's probably as much of a surprise for Eridan as it is for Karkat, unless the fishy bastard knows something about all of this that Karkat doesn't.]
[And the way he's moaning is downright theatrical. Why the fuck does he suddenly have this urge to show Eridan just how hot an aroused lowblood can be?]
[Fuck it, he can try to logic this out later. Right now, he needs to get Eridan to someplace private.]
9, bitches (pre-SGRUB age up)
[Of course, that confusion is nothing on the thinkpan-melting bafflement of the moment. One second he'd been passing everyone's least favorite sea creature in the hallway, the next, he had Eridan pushed up against the wall. It's probably as much of a surprise for Eridan as it is for Karkat, unless the fishy bastard knows something about all of this that Karkat doesn't.]
[And the way he's moaning is downright theatrical. Why the fuck does he suddenly have this urge to show Eridan just how hot an aroused lowblood can be?]
[Fuck it, he can try to logic this out later. Right now, he needs to get Eridan to someplace private.]