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The New People Meme: Smut Edition, nabbed bakerstreet

THE NEW PEOPLE MEME: SMUT EDITION

RULES:
1. I post my characters and you fuckers respond to them get over it.
2. RNG, 1-7 for Type, 1-20 for Prompt.
3. I'm just going to sass all the rules from now on.

Potential Trigger Warning Here.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.

Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
7. Forest - camping isn't the only fun thing to do....
8. In a closet - seven minutes in heaven? Just no other choice? have fun in there!
9. In the weather - Rain, snow, whatever, you just can't wait to do it!
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
7. Piercing/tattoos - body piercing can an erotic experience for some.
8. Asphyxiation - They say it makes you come even harder, but be careful!
9. Gore - different from blood play, this time it's causing more permanent damage...
10. Cock & ball/pussy torture - Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
7. Aliens - Oh, you want to probe what?
8. Non-con - Oh, no, please don't!
9. Soldier - the big, bad soldier wants a minute alone with you...
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizza Boy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
7. Real dolls - they're done to look just like a person... it's like a threesome without the hassle of finding another partner!
8. Paddles - for spanking, you naughty little devil you.
9. Wii have an idea - game controllers vibrate... and they can be used for so much more!
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's no limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
7. Freak out - what a time to remember something traumatic and spazz out. Or maybe you thought you saw something...
8. Oh yeah... give it to me good, Batman - I mean! - oops, you just called the wrong name out when you came.
9. Left out - you're feeling a little left out of this threesome...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
7. Dreams - this is all a dream! Will both of you remember it when you wake up?
8. Think I can - for whatever reason, you haven't felt comfortable being intimate with your partner... until now.
9. Ghost - who says spirits can't get a little naughty? Maybe you're not even a spirit but invisible for some reason or another.
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[It probably wasn't the best idea to flash a box of condoms and a thumbs up at Dipper this morning. She'd made an early-morning trip to CVS to pick them up, because they've been having vague conversations about him spending a friday night in her room for more than making out sometime, and she knows he'd be way too nervous to actually go to the store and buy them himself.]

[She had, of course, forgotten the important detail that she just sent her anxious, virginal boyfriend to go through a day of classes with the knowledge that he was getting laid tonight. She realizes this halfway through her morning lab and had felt kinda bad about it all through the day. Probably would have been a better idea to surprise him after his post-dinner class, but she'd run into him in the hallway on the way back from her CVS run and it had just seemed natural to give him the news right then.]

[After her last class of the day, she grabs a snack from the cafeteria with a smirking Veser, then shoots Dipper a text.]

hey d, come over to my room when your class gets out, k?

[She abandons her laughing best friend and heads back to her room. Might as well pick some music for the evening.]

[Jamie isn't really sure why sex stuff is made out to be such a huge deal. Well. The kind with protection, or where you aren't actually having the full sex. It kinda just feels like one big cuddle, but with arms placed differently. She knows a little bit more about what's going on, thanks to an awkward conversation with Syrus about boners, so she feels confident that this is going to go alright.]

[Which brings us to our current moment. Jay is splayed out across Bastion's bed, still wearing her t-shirt and panties. She knows what's going to happen today, because they talked about it, and she's both excited and curious about this next step. His fingers linger around her underwear and she smiles at him, excited to get started.]

Ready? 'cause I am!

[Bastion is infinitely thankful that all his flustered stuttering around the subject of getting sexual has already passed, because wow that was...something, to put it nicely. They've talked it out, decided on a date, made sure the doors in Bastion's room are locked (not that his adjacent neighbor bothers him much, anyway), and that their school-issued phones are shut off; he honestly wouldn't put it past their friends to bother them once they notice they've been absent longer than usual.]

[More out of study than pleasure, he's taken it upon himself to watch some porn before this. Not exactly the most reliable source of reference, but he has a fairly good idea of what his fingers should be doing, maybe where his limbs should all be, and basic lady genital anatomy. He wants this to be good for her, and it's made him nervous. But right now, lying next to her on his side, partially propped up by his arm, with only his boxers and pants on, he's pretty aware right now that it's a lot less about performance than he was concerned about. His smiling is hurting is face, and he just wants to kiss Jay over and over and over, tell her how much he loves her, and he feels like he's going to be doing plenty of that tonight and in nights to come.]

[As usual, her bouts of excited optimism steer him from his anxiety. He chuckles and ducks down to kiss her forehead.]

Quite ready, my dear.

[His heartbeat is still strong against his chest and hammering in his ears, but he is ready. He's so ready, technically and emotionally and mentally and, well, very physically. His immediate attention falls to gently tracing the lining of her panties, running his fingers carefully along the crease of her thigh and pelvic area, gauging distance and pressure and god the heat. He doesn't think for a second that it might be odd to be approaching this so methodically, but really who'd be surprised?]

[Bastion grazes his hand over her crotch, blushes furiously when he does so, to basically feel up her other side. His lips move slightly to form minuscule words, puffs of air taking place of the verbal notes he's taking of the new frontier of Jay's anatomy. He's more aware that his hands are bigger than he remembers suddenly, fairly sure he could cup her crotch in his palm. He leans back in closer to her face, eyes mostly closed.]

Over or under?

[He runs his fingertip just under the elastic of her underwear to indicate the subject matter of his inquiry.]

[Jay giggles a little when Bastion's fingers brush along her thigh. It tickles, but not enough to make her do anything too severely mood-breaking, like kick him. It's a nice kind of tickle.]

[She grins affectionately at her boyfriend when he calls her 'dear'. She'd always laughed at the way her parents cooed at each other on holidays and birthdays, but now that she's on the receiving end of that look and that word, she's finding it makes her heart beat a little faster.]

[It feels lightly tingly when he touches her through her panties, and she shivers a little. She wants more of that, it was nice. She's pretty sure, from what she's heard other girls say in locker rooms and middle school hallways, that she's supposed to be shy here, but...]

Under!

[She really likes his hands. And she's soaked, so it's not like he wouldn't figure out she likes sex just from the outside anyways.]

[Minako has been feeling a little bit weird about having her high school wardrobe tucked into her closet, but it's certainly worth it tonight. She examines herself in her apartment's bathroom, grinning. She still fits into her uniform, even after three years of college. She'd moved off campus this year, and while her boyfriend technically still lives on campus (to stay on the meal plan, naturally), Veser usually sleeps here.]

[And he knows exactly what she's in the bathroom putting on. She's practically skipping as she walks towards the door, before shaking herself a little to try to stop being so damn giddy about this whole deal.]

[When she peaks out of the door, it's with a look of feigned nervousness at her boyfriend on the couch.]

Do I... look okay?

[She feels a little silly forcing her voice into something so shy. He's seen her naked and in every combination of lingerie she owns, but hey, it isn't virginal schoolgirl rp if she doesn't play it up.]