cokeandwhiskey | The Cupcake Meme, nabbed from memebells

the cupcake meme

oo1. comment with your characters, make sure to put names, series, & preferences somewhere!
oo2. reply to others in character
oo3. use the rng and enter 1-15
oo4. play out what happens—anything goes!
oo5. profit?
oo6. why yes, i've been watching cupcake wars

prompts

one → raspberry champagne
	it's time to celebrate! whether it's the new years or your birthday, you're in the mood to party and spread some cheer! might want to make sure not to eat too much of the frosting.
two → chocolate cinnamon
	oh la la. you're feeling rather spicy and smooth tonight, the perfect mood to go out and see if you can wrap someone around your little finger. flirt, bring them home, whatever.
three → red velvet cream cheese
	nothing can bother you now. nope, everything is good and simple. whether you're at home or in a calm park watching your kids play, it's time to kick back and relax.
four → lemon coconut
	feeling tropical? so are we, since we're giving you a free ticket to take a cruise! so, where are you going? who is coming with you? who are you going to meet?
five → white russian
	bond. james bond. you're on a top secret mission from whatever government you're working for and that lovely person across the room? totally an enemy spy. or a rogue agent.
six → mocha caramel
	brrr! it's suddenly chilly outside and you can't help but duck in somewhere to warm up. you're lucky: it's a nice, cozy cafe. your crush just happens to be there too.
seven → orange almond
	le gasp! look at you, all dressed up for the big day. but what day is it? your wedding? prom? your best friend's wedding? or are you finally becoming the president?
eight → white chocolate mint
	today is a great day to spread some love. friends, family, your lover (or whatever you call them) will find you in a very cuddly and loving mood today.
nine → lavender lemon
	you're lucky: you won a free trip to an all-day spa for an entire weekend! any spa of your choice in the world, and you can invite a friend or lover to come along. relax. enjoy the private rooms.
ten → pumpkin apple cider
	oh no. someone spiked the punch. cider. or maybe you just drank straight from a bottle of whiskey. or maybe it was vodka. no, no, it was totally a martini. hello drunk person at the bar.
eleven → vanilla cherry
	pure and simple, nothing beats friendship. it is what lasts longer than love, and can survive through betrayal and wars. so today you're hanging out with your best friends ever.
twelve → dark chocolate espresso
	richer and darker than mocha, you're feeling lazy and content, snuggled up in bed and with no intention of leaving. question is: who is that person next to you? oopse.
thirteen → chocolate chip
	remember when you were a kid and you did all those fun things? zoos and amusement parks and aquariums? well, you're gonna relive that! with your kids! or maybe you're a kid. again!
fourteen → maple walnut
	forget about the glamorous parties and the elegant balls. you have been wanting a change in your life, some way to recharge. you're camping for the week! roll out those sleeping bags!
fifteen → irish coffee
	alright! today is the day you're going to... well, you're going to do something exciting and new, or something you've always been meaning to do! time to become an achiever!

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[Karkat has spent most of the day entertaining fantasies of punching various people in the face repeatedly. These people include his brother (for talking nonstop the entire bus ride to the camp site), Sollux (for sending him taunting text messages about how he'd gotten out of this fucking camping trip by faking a depressive episode), Cronus (for bringing condoms instead of food and then bragging about it), the entire Makara family (for taking off in the emergency car 3 hours into the trip and thus stranding them all), and both Horuss and Rufioh at the same time (for setting up their own tent and then making out in it instead of helping set up the goddamn camp site).]

[All of this has been interspersed with equally satisfying fantasies of kissing Dave in the dark of their tent, which is not going to happen, because, unsurprisingly, they're also sharing that tent with one John Egbert. Also he's yet to kiss Dave. Or ask him out. Or admitted to anyone that he likes Dave.]

[Their threeway best bro triangle of virginal sexual posturing and teenage stupidity is currently broken up, however, because John has been recruited by Equius and Jake to gather firewood. Karkat is sitting next to Dave on a slightly rotten log, nibbling on his thumbnail idly.]

I'm not sure if we should call your brother a fucking saint or kill them both.

[Because what are they looking at? Dirk and Kankri cuddling in a hammock and not helping with anything.]

Edited 2013-03-21 14:12 (UTC)

The Cupcake Meme, nabbed from memebells

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