Should Never Be Together Meme, nabbed from bakerstreet

[veebox]

 NO CUT BECAUSE FUCK THAT SHIT NOT DEALING WITH IT I AM SO DONE TRYING TO FORMAT THIS
 

the "should never be together" meme.

When two people come together in a relationship, it's a beautiful thing. What can be wrong with love, right? Right? Except when the union is completely and totally wrong, for whatever reason. Then things can get a little messy. How To Play 1. Comment with your character, listing their name, canon, etc, along with any preferences. 2. Comment around to others, using the RNG to determine the scenario. It doesn't have to be a lovey-dovey relationship, obviously. There can be hate, sorrow, lust, whatever. 3. Thread! Have fun! Do things! Scenarios 1. Warring Factions: You belong to rival organizations, armies, clubs, etc. Whatever it is, you're not on the same team. 2. Soldiers on the Battlefield: Or maybe you are on the same side, but this is the wrong time and the wrong place. Plus, attachments cause distractions. 3. Bodyguard and the Guarded: Just like the movie with Kevin Costner! One of you has been hired to protect the other for some reason, and feelings are starting to grow. Are you a professional and cut things off, or do you give in? 4. Prince/ss and Knight: Similar to the above, but with a whole 'nother level of wrong...one of you is royal. Courtly love is okay; still, don't forget your place. 5. Enemies: This vendetta is personal, and you totally hate this person! Don't you? Perhaps you're maybe just rivals, or something as serious as superhero and villain. 6. Family: The ultimate taboo. This person is related to you, so there's no way you should indulge this desire, even if it's the most pure love there ever was. 7. Age Difference: The years between you should keep you both at bay, but it's easier said than done. 10. Teacher/Student: Teachers and students have a unique bond, and to corrupt it is a dangerous thing. Will you dare to act on emotions that could put you both in a destructive place? 11. Already Spoken For: One or both of you are already involved with someone else, but the heart wants what the heart wants. Just know that you can't have your cake and eat it, too. 12. Not Compatible: Your personalities or jobs make it so it's hard for you to be together. 13. Not Compatible...in Another Way: You're both different species, which means you're either afraid to take your relationship to a physical level or you can't because of differences in biologies. 14. Not Ready for Love: You took a vow (or celbacy, of chastity, of dedication), you're married to your work, or you just don't want to be involved with anyone. Too bad! 15. Rich and Poor: One of you has the money while the other is from more modest means. Can the 1% and the 99% ever be bedfellows, literally? 16. Hurt Before: Your heart has been broken, and maybe there's been no time to heal. But here you are. 17. WILDCARD

 

Comments

Feferi Peixes || Homestuck

[adorabubbly]

15

[arisatominako]

Sollux Captor || Homestuck

[bliindedby2ciience]

2

[romcom]

Vriska Serket || Homestuck

[cant8r8kme]

5

[scratchandsniff]

Kurloz Makara || Homestuck

[catgotyourtongue]

1

[knittingneedles]

Conrad Achenlek || Hanna Is Not A Boy's Name

[failpire]

7

[deadboy]

Kanaya Maryam || Homestuck

[fuckthatguy]

13

[knittingneedles]

Latula Pyrope || Homestuck

[g4m3sh4rk]

1

[mitunaoftroy]

Roxy Lalonde || Homestuck

[gamergurlmeowlol]

4

[hesthedj]

Mabel Pines || Gravity Falls

[grappling_hook]

15

[hammernerd]

Harry Potter || Harry Potter

[grimented]

7

[kexmix]

America [Emily F. Jones] || Nyotalia

[heymrpresident]

4

[mitunaoftroy]

Gamzee Makara || Homestuck

[honkhonkmotherfuckers]

5

[knittingneedles]

Kankri Vantas || Homestuck

[insuffera6le]

14

[hesthedj]

Austria [Roderich Edelstein] || Hetalia

[leavemariaalone]

10

[knittingneedles]

Aranea Serket || Homestuck

[likesomeonefroma8ook]

10

[kexmix]

Karkat Vantas || Homestuck

[mcnubbyshouts]

3, humanstuck

[scratchandsniff]

[Terezi has been blind since she was a teenager, and a noble from birth. Her father was the king's right-hand man, and her sister was one of the few women to ever achieve knighthood. But Terezi will never get there. An injury while training with the young miss Serket had rendered her completely blind, and her fate had been sealed. She's to wed Prince Dave of the royal Strider family, who had graciously offered her his hand after hearing of her injury. They'd been friends, before everything, and she's grateful, on some level, that she'll be marrying someone she can stand to be around.]

[But then there's the problem of her bodyguard. A rich, connected, blind woman wasn't the sort of person you leave unguarded, no matter how competent they are even without working eyes. The Striders had thoughtfully provided a knight of about her age, a young man named Karkat Vantas. Terezi likes him.]

[And therein lies the problem, because Terezi more than likes her guard. She's utterly taken with him, and she can tell from the way his voice goes tight and trembles when she runs her hands down his chest that he feels similarly. She wants him, and he's stationed outside of her bedchambers every night, and the temptation is becoming too much with alarming speed. In fact, she's chosen tonight to cave, and demanded Karkat come into the room and lock the door behind him. For once, she truly longs for sight, because his skin is burning under her hands as she runs them over his face and trail her fingernails down the side of his neck.]

Lie with me.

[It's not a question.]

Cronus Ampora || Homestuck

[niceguysalvwaysfinishlast]

13

[deadboy]

Ryou Bakura || Yu-Gi-Oh!

[parasitism]

14

[romcom]

Eridan Ampora || Homestuck

[princeafuckmylife]

13, that human!kitkat/troll!eridan au

[romcom]

John Egbert || Homestuck

[putthebunnyinthebox]

16

[romcom]

Dave Strider || Homestuck

[recordscratching]

7

[easybake]

Dipper Pines || Gravity Falls

[seventeencameras]

7

[rethinkeverything]

[Mabel and Dipper come to Gravity Falls every summer since their first visit. Wendy's taken to getting so used to having them around during the summer that she instinctively looks for them at events that happen during the school year for months afterwards. They're growing up to be pretty cool people, and the older the three of them get, the less weird the age difference makes any variety of social interaction.]

[Except for one. Dipper is 15 this summer, and Wendy is freshly 18, and the age gap is what makes it uncomfortable, the way they look at each other. He's gotten cute, and it's starting to matter less and less to her that he's supposed to be too young for her. It'd be easier if it wasn't for the fact that she's almost positive he likes her back, if overheard bickering with Mabel is any indication. She's been trying to ignore it, just stick with the easy friendship they've developed over the years since they first met, and it's not as difficult as it would be for someone else. Wendy is good at friendship, she's managed to stay on decent terms with most of her exes, even Robbie.]

[But they're alone tonight, Mabel sleeping over at a friend's house with Stan and Soos busily setting up some new attraction in the woods. Wendy'd faked a shoulder injury to get out of dragging things around in the middle of the night, but she certainly isn't holding down the fort alone, it turns out. She doesn't know how Dipper got out of having to help, but it's just them in the Mystery Shack tonight and she's not really sure what to do with that. Probably, nothing. Just hanging out like usual.]

Jake English || Homestuck

[shutthedjdown]

15

[easybake]

Meenah Peixes || Homestuck

[soclamscraynerd]

1

[romcom]

Craig Tucker || South Park

[sooooooooohappy]

12

[deadboy]